I know I’ve been away for a while and I give my most sincere apologies. I’ve been oddly busy lately and haven’t had the time to write any new posts or even keep up with my 30-day challenge now that school will be beginning soon. 😦
Today’s post is supposed to be five men I find attractive. Now I don’t know if this applies only to famous hotties and heart-throb or the hunks of hotties that appear in my local grocery store, but for my sake (and the sake of those men) we’ll stick to our celeb eye-candy. And today I’ll try to deliver my list to you in the form of a freestyle poem. 🙂
I’m glad to inform you all that you’ve successfully made my list.
So step right up as I take you on and hit you with this shit.
Many of the men I prepared to write about I feel have lost their touch,
From crow’s-feet to subtleties, and some just aren’t as buff.
Bradley Cooper, I loved you so, the time we shared was brief.
But now you’ve been replaced I say, get ready to accept defeat.
Ian Somehalder came right in and flashed those big grey eyes,
Just know this line is improvised and originally dealt with “thighs”.
Jake Gyllenhaal it’s been awhile and I feel for you the same,
That was until I saw Chris Zylka and thought, “Mmm mmm mm, what’s your name?”
Justin Timberlake you shall forever remain in my Hall of Men so Fine,
But I apologize for I think I just saw Channing Tatum sneaking in putting you at number nine.
Ryan Reynolds had his chance you see and his name was always on call,
Too bad Neil Patrick Harris is one sexy mo-fo with class and made him look like a freaking ‘Ken’ doll.
Robert Pattinson took the lead or was it Taylor Lautner?
Maybe I mixed them up, I’m wrong, it could have been Justin Bieber.
That was just a joke, I kid, I kid, there’s only one more to go,
Jonny Depp, in his forties-late, always knows how to steal the show.
Or was it float my boat?
Added note: I didn’t mean to offend anyone for the sake of rhyme scheme and fun, and puns. 🙂
Hope you enjoyed my list of who I believe are the Five Sexiest Men.
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